I have lovingly dedicated the last nineteen years of my life to slowly and methodically driving my children insane. Looks like it's working.
They obviously take after their father.
My children are living proof that if you, "Do that" with your face it really will stick that way.
May I introduce the Munch Bunch. My brood of five who dutifully eat all of my inventions and test recipes and never complain. Pardon me while I go saw off my nose; it just grew a foot.
Seriously, they are the center of my life. We finally got rid of one this year. After eighteen years of upbringing we kicked her to the curb. She decided to try her luck at an institution of higher learning and they decided to take her. If she is reading this she should call home; her bank account is empty, again!
The rest are still chained in the dungeon.